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Scheduled the podcast relatively early tomorrow:
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That's 11:00 AM Eastern Standard Time. If this doesn't work for everyone, I have some time later in the evening.
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That's 11:00 AM Eastern Standard Time. If this doesn't work for everyone, I have some time later in the evening.
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Sperm, Science, and Fatherhood
How's that for a title, eh?
Sooooooo, for the last several months, my partner and I have been trying to get preggers. Unfortunately, the magic just wasn't happening. And while we felt a little bit defeated with each passing month, it was certainly fun to try again and again the next month, lol.
We finally decided to visit a fertility clinic this week. After a few tests on both my wife and I, it turns out that my boys are cartoonishly stupid. No really. I'm not even remotely exaggerating. I gave them a semen sample (sorry if that's too much info, but hey, you already read it so whatevs) and they showed me a video of my troops... swimming aro
Comment May-May (slowly completing these! lol)
Doing this crazy meme while I wait on clients at work. Real talk for a second, if you are the type of person who nervously clicks pens in a quiet office, I hope you shit your pants in public someday and have a really bad time cleaning it, you annoying shitlord.
EDIT: Of course I get busy with work as soon as I decide to do this... BUT I PROMISE I'LL DO EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE!
Comment here and I will
1. Tell you something I learned about by looking at your DA page for 13 seconds. (Ezra edit: Imma pick one thing specifically to focus on)
2. Tell you a colour you remind me of. (Ezra edit: I'm also gonna pick your spirit animal. Prepare to
HAPPY ST PATRICK'S DAY
I don't drink anymore, so I spent the day rewatching this 100 times, instead.
if you care about Batman V Superman...
Then it's probably in your best interests to avoid social media and comment sections, as the movie's biggest spoiler has leaked. I personally don't give a damn about spoilers (I had the Star Wars movie spoiled for me the day before release), but I know many people who hate when others spill the beans simply to be dicks.
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I might be able to make it! 